A Clever Metaphor

I wanted to say something here about a phoenix, rising from the ashes of previous blogs that I’ve let die like a mistreated Tamagotchi or pet rock, but I thought that might be stupid.  The fact is, there’s not much I can say here that wouldn’t just be an excuse for the lack of content, except that I’ve got some bad OCD and I won’t be able to write anything until my mind is cleared and that won’t happen until I’m at least vaguely happy with the design of this page.

Now, if you’re still with me here, I promise to provide you with weekly posts at a minimum.  I promise to post, not just about rants and complaints, but rather about feelings, boobs, explosions, bunnies and sweet things like that.  If I wasn’t typing I’d hold my hand over my heart and take a pledge to you, my unlikely reader, that I will share as much as I can with you, without wrecking my life in the process.  It’s gonna be fun.

If you’re still here, can you get me a sandwich?