I talk to strangers, run with scissors and make inappropriate conversation in almost any environment. I'm also a design geek with a passion for color, layout and boobs. Especially boobs.
I really try to post something every day. Not even just something, but something interesting. I really hate when I hit a blog that I love and I find “Hey, I couldn’t think of anything to say today, so here’s a picture of a bunny with a waffle on it’s head. Actually… I do enjoy [...]
When I was a kid watching people like the great Ron Popeil on TV, hocking his vast and wonderful inventions, that seemed like the way to do it. Sure, you could go out and get a job, work hard every day and live beneath your means so you could save up some money. If you [...]
The Hot Dog Mustache Party was a smokin’ success. We had a big turnout, and nearly everyone brought a mustache or had one drawn on for the party. The party kicked off around 6 and the bottles were opened by around 7.
There were 9 entries for the Hot Dog dish contest, and surprisingly, many of [...]
Is the title too much? You guys know I don’t write like that, right? I mean, generally when I talk about my disdain for underwear and my views on sex tapes, I’m so fucking eloquent. Ok. Well, that’s out of the way.
I’ll start with an admission. I am a man, and I like cool toys. [...]
Everybody’s got a few weird friends, but I think I might have only weird friends. I honestly can think of anyone I know that I couldn’t call and leave a message of myself singing “Wake Me Up Before You Go Go” and changing the words to my message. I don’t know anyone who’d [...]