It’s a Hot Dog Mustache Party!

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The votes are in and the decision has been made.  This January 23rd, we’re having a Hot Dog Mustache Party!

What to expect:

• All guests are required to wear a mustache. Mustachios on sticks are available in the wooden boy with a bowl.  (just ask)
• Soda, Water & Alcohol is provided, as well as snack foods.

What to Bring:

• Bring a dish that makes use of hot dogs in some way.  Chopped or whole, make a dish that uses hot dogs, minor or major and bring it along.  (non hot dog foods will be there too)
• Yourself & The Family, and maybe a DD.

When & Where:

The party will be at our house.  No bar would allow us to bring hot dog dishes, & drinks are free-er.

I’m not posting my address and phone because that’s certain to result in countless stalkers and fans, late night text messages and phone calls requesting autographs.  Countless, as in, “I can’t count 0 as a number”.

So that’s the deal, folks.  It’s going to be a complete weiner-fest and it wouldn’t have been possible without you.  Now, before you go around feeling left out, I’m not mass-inviting you guys because most of you are across the country.  If you’re actually willing to come out here, I’ll make you a special gift when you arrive, because that’s pretty awesome.  My dog makes special gifts, but I assure you it’s not that kind.  Definitely way better.