I talk to strangers, run with scissors and make inappropriate conversation in almost any environment. I'm also a design geek with a passion for color, layout and boobs. Especially boobs.
In December of 2008, when we moved into the new house, I was returning the giant box truck that I had, the day before, damaged by trying to go around our 150 year old shed. I had to stop at an inner-city gas station to refuel with Diesel because it would cost more to have [...]
My Zombie. My Zombie. Wherever there’s brains, he eats. My Zombie. My Zombie. My Zombie & me!
If you don’t remember the My Buddy & Kid Sister commercials from the 80s, you probably think I’m crazy. If you do, you’re already aware that I’m crazy from previous exploits. Either way, I’ve come here today to share [...]
Aunt Becky has finally been given the chance she needs to get her book published. That’s some real shit right there, isn’t it? I’m assuming it’s going to be a hardbacked ordeal with those gold edged pages, bound in leather with one of those built-in bookmarks. I’m not saying for certain that it is, but [...]
I won, I won, I won!!!
No, not the lottery… Even better! I won Chelle’s contest for a homemade Zombie doll over at Coffee & Zombie Movies !!!
There were some really nice entries too, which is why I am lucky that it was a random selection.
Check out the announcement page, and if you missed it, my [...]
Valentines Day isn’t something you look forward to when you’re a kid, at least I didn’t. It was just a day when your parents got you a box of shitty character based bulk cards with suckers to pass out to EVERYONE in class.
First off, I shouldn’t have to give cards to boys asking them to [...]
