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I talk to strangers, run with scissors and make inappropriate conversation in almost any environment. I'm also a design geek with a passion for color, layout and boobs. Especially boobs.

Archive for the 'Life Lessons' Category

Valentines Day is a Sucker Punch

Saturday, February 13th, 2010

Valentines Day isn’t something you look forward to when you’re a kid, at least I didn’t. It was just a day when your parents got you a box of shitty character based bulk cards with suckers to pass out to EVERYONE in class.
First off, I shouldn’t have to give cards to boys asking them to [...]

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Don’t worry, I’ll Stop the Snow

Friday, February 12th, 2010

You know how people say that you can make it rain by washing your car?  If that’s true, I’m going to make it stop snowing.
We moved into our place in Dec of 08 and subsequently got snowed in a lot.  3 of those times, we had to pay someone to come out and plow the [...]

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Hey Everybody, I think I have SAD

Thursday, February 11th, 2010

I hate the winter.  It’s no surprise to anyone who knows me.  I hate being cold, and will argue to the death that winter is the deadliest of seasons.  I hate the snow and the wind and the freezing conditions.  I love Christmas, but it’s the kickoff to a terrible season.
First of all, about the [...]

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I’m Getting Stupidr

Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010

I love tech gadgets, like my new phone, but I know that technology is allowing me to become dumber and dumber.
From an  early age, I decided learning complex math was ridiculous.  Calculators are everywhere and cheap to buy.  So I didn’t need to worry about crap like this.  Complex math could be done with simple [...]

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Where do you Want it?

Monday, February 1st, 2010

The lovely minxes over at Toywithme.com are running my guest article today!  I don’t need to tell you how excited I am.
Head on over to read, and while you’re at it click around a bit.  You’ll find some more great articles by RedheadWriting [blog], Mommy Wants Vodka [blog] and Miss Spoken [blog] to name just [...]

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