I talk to strangers, run with scissors and make inappropriate conversation in almost any environment. I'm also a design geek with a passion for color, layout and boobs. Especially boobs.
I made a new internet-friend the other day, HellaChella, who as I’ve previously discussed cannot help me move, lend me money or bring me a sandwich… What she can do, though, is make a bad ass sock puppet zombie.
It is because of that fact, that I am writing this post today. You see, she’s got [...]
I hate the winter. It’s no surprise to anyone who knows me. I hate being cold, and will argue to the death that winter is the deadliest of seasons. I hate the snow and the wind and the freezing conditions. I love Christmas, but it’s the kickoff to a terrible season.
First of all, about the [...]
I say this for a number of reasons:
I’d be a huge, virtually unstoppable force with giant claws.
Although dangerous, I’d look cuddly as shit.
Id’ eat fresh fish and camper’s food with the occasional hiker.
Giant claws (worth a 2nd mention)
I’d waste less time waiting for a bathroom.
I could hibernate and skip all this Winter bullshit.
I wouldn’t necessarily [...]
While watching Uncle Buck last night, two things immediately came to mind and were constantly re-confirmed:
John Candy was the most lovable, sincere & funny actors of our time and I still miss knowing he’s around.
I will base my parenting on his character in Uncle Buck.
“Wow, this guy really likes John Candy.” Yes. Yes I do. [...]
My birthday is on the horizon. January 20th, to be specific. I’m turning *long dramatic pause*
29
Oh, that’s not old enough for you? You’ve got 40 years on me? You own shoes older than me? Why are you being a dick about it? It’s way older than I was when I was 23, which is the [...]
