I talk to strangers, run with scissors and make inappropriate conversation in almost any environment. I'm also a design geek with a passion for color, layout and boobs. Especially boobs.
Aunt Becky has finally been given the chance she needs to get her book published. That’s some real shit right there, isn’t it? I’m assuming it’s going to be a hardbacked ordeal with those gold edged pages, bound in leather with one of those built-in bookmarks. I’m not saying for certain that it is, but [...]
I made a new internet-friend the other day, HellaChella, who as I’ve previously discussed cannot help me move, lend me money or bring me a sandwich… What she can do, though, is make a bad ass sock puppet zombie.
It is because of that fact, that I am writing this post today. You see, she’s got [...]
In school I never minded doing something stupid for a laugh. That’s right, I was a pre-pubescent attention whore. Nothing has changed. If it makes any difference I’m doing it all for you. In that regard, I’d ask you to please leave some money on the dresser and see yourself out.
I love mystery, but I’m [...]
I’ve got a crazy idea. I should probably be commited. I mean, I am commited, which is why I’m trying to entertain you with something new. Either way, it’s still pretty crazy.
Have you ever written a story with someone? You write a few lines/paragraphs/pages and then pass it to a friend and they write some, [...]
