I talk to strangers, run with scissors and make inappropriate conversation in almost any environment. I'm also a design geek with a passion for color, layout and boobs. Especially boobs.
In school I never minded doing something stupid for a laugh. That’s right, I was a pre-pubescent attention whore. Nothing has changed. If it makes any difference I’m doing it all for you. In that regard, I’d ask you to please leave some money on the dresser and see yourself out.
I love mystery, but I’m [...]
The lovely minxes over at Toywithme.com are running my guest article today! I don’t need to tell you how excited I am.
Head on over to read, and while you’re at it click around a bit. You’ll find some more great articles by RedheadWriting [blog], Mommy Wants Vodka [blog] and Miss Spoken [blog] to name just [...]
I’m not worried about a sex tape surfacing. I mean, really, what’s the worst that could happen? It seems to work out really well for celebrities, and I don’t plan to be a beauty queen. I might consider it, but I’ve been told I don’t have the hips for it. I also don’t have the [...]
With a 3 month old in the house, and a long commute to work, and a bunch of other excuses I can generate for you on demand, laundry has fallen way behind the recent months. So much so, that a little over a month ago it was getting very difficult to find underwear.I don’t give [...]