I talk to strangers, run with scissors and make inappropriate conversation in almost any environment. I'm also a design geek with a passion for color, layout and boobs. Especially boobs.
My Zombie. My Zombie. Wherever there’s brains, he eats. My Zombie. My Zombie. My Zombie & me!
If you don’t remember the My Buddy & Kid Sister commercials from the 80s, you probably think I’m crazy. If you do, you’re already aware that I’m crazy from previous exploits. Either way, I’ve come here today to share [...]
Do elephants spoon?
Do lions play chess?
Do all monkeys share my vast interest in breasts?
Would zebra’s choose color?
Would giraffes wear a hat?
Would your dog eat chinese food, and tell you it’s cat?
This poem’s just filler.
This poem’s not great.
This poem’s not going to check your prostate.
Should I buy a car?
Should I buy a truck?
Should I say it’s [...]
Everybody’s got a few weird friends, but I think I might have only weird friends. I honestly can think of anyone I know that I couldn’t call and leave a message of myself singing “Wake Me Up Before You Go Go” and changing the words to my message. I don’t know anyone who’d [...]
Since when did it become a good thing to live the dream? This concept confuses the shit out of me because dreams are generally pretty bizarre and not always good. Ok, some are good. Some are really really good. I haven’t had a dream like that in forever though. I miss that.
If I were truly [...]
I’ve got a crazy idea. I should probably be commited. I mean, I am commited, which is why I’m trying to entertain you with something new. Either way, it’s still pretty crazy.
Have you ever written a story with someone? You write a few lines/paragraphs/pages and then pass it to a friend and they write some, [...]