Defining Dreams (Chasing Rainbows)

The title of this post has a lie in it.  It has nothing to do with chasing rainbows. I’m not sorry I lied.
Most mornings, anymore, I haul [...]

Due to the overwhelming request of all 3 people who requested it, here is the first page of The Toast Frequency, to be followed tomorrow and begin [...]

Yesterday, I was challenged by VapidBlonde to post 5 characters that I’d want to do the “horizontal whiplash” with, and why.  I’m game for any challenge, so [...]

I think when you present anything, you generally have an idea of how it’s going to go. You at least have an idea of how you’d [...]

Last Thursday Mrs and I were in get-shit-to-sell-at-the-yard-sale mode.  Nothing was safe.
Me: Do you like this, or can we sell it?
Mrs: Eh…  I kinda like it.
Me: Great, [...]

Mrs and I are financially retarded.  We accrued a bunch of debt when I was out of work in 2008 and it hangs around like a disgusting [...]

If you don’t know this yet, Mrs and I live way out of the city.  What you may not realize is that not everyone can get the [...]

I’m very easily distracted.
If I’m in the middle of a conversation, my mind often wanders the subject changes mid topic frequently and it’s like playing the 6-degrees-of-Kevin-Bacon [...]

When I first moved out on my own, and was not wealthy enough to have the chefs at Taco Bell cater my every meal, I ate a [...]

I’ve got a half-brother, but I grew up an only child.  I think that led to a few personality traits I developed later in life.  You see, [...]

My Zombie. My Zombie.  Wherever there’s brains, he eats.  My Zombie.  My Zombie.  My Zombie & me!
If you don’t remember the My Buddy & Kid Sister commercials [...]

Aunt Becky has finally been given the chance she needs to get her book published.  That’s some real shit right there, isn’t it?  I’m assuming it’s going [...]

I won, I won, I won!!!
No, not the lottery…  Even better!  I won Chelle’s contest for a homemade Zombie doll over at Coffee & Zombie Movies !!!
There [...]

I’m a 10-year student in search of a Bachelor’s.  Laugh if you must, but my class tonight was in the art of sequential art…  Comics.  Who’s laughing [...]

In school I never minded doing something stupid for a laugh.  That’s right, I was a pre-pubescent attention whore.  Nothing has changed.  If it makes any difference [...]

You know how people say that you can make it rain by washing your car?  If that’s true, I’m going to make it stop snowing.
We moved into [...]

I was recently hired on after a 4 month contract-to-hire at the coolest place I’ve ever worked. Hooray!!!  I’m sure one day I’ll move along, but until [...]

I love tech gadgets, like my new phone, but I know that technology is allowing me to become dumber and dumber.
From an  early age, I decided learning [...]

I really try to post something every day.  Not even just something, but something interesting.  I really hate when I hit a blog that I love and [...]

The Hot Dog Mustache Party was a smokin’ success.  We had a big turnout, and nearly everyone brought a mustache or had one drawn on for the [...]

Everybody’s got a few weird friends, but I think I might have only weird friends. I honestly can think of anyone I know that I couldn’t [...]

I’ve got a crazy idea.  I should probably be commited.  I mean, I am commited, which is why I’m trying to entertain you with something new.  Either [...]

I’m not worried about a sex tape surfacing.  I mean, really, what’s the worst that could happen?  It seems to work out really well for celebrities, and [...]

While watching Uncle Buck last night, two things immediately came to mind and were constantly re-confirmed:

John Candy was the most lovable, sincere & funny actors of our [...]

I want to start out by informing you that I am not under the effects of any medication.  I probably should be, but I’m not.  Weird, right?  [...]

Just like sands through the hourglass, these are the days of our lives.  Mine, for example, keep inching closer to the feared end of my 20s where [...]

With a 3 month old in the house, and a long commute to work, and a bunch of other excuses I can generate for you on demand, [...]

I wanted to say something here about a phoenix, rising from the ashes of previous blogs that I’ve let die like a mistreated Tamagotchi or pet rock, [...]